Come, teach me English lying on my lap,
but teach me only words of love and sex.
Delight me with these terms to fill this gap,
with tender murmurs cure my speech complex,
and let me make you pleasantly perplex,
as we repeat these lessons on the bed.
And after practicing what you just said,
then, you can learn new sexy words with ease.
When we come from recess I will be glad
to teach you how to love in Portuguese.